The Minikini
My first time at Gold's Gym, centre of the bodybuilding universe. I can't wait to have a workout here. I book a session, and the receptionist asks if it is my first time. I tell her I have done gym work before, but she looks unconvinced. She says she will get someone to look after me for my first session. I return to the desk after changing, and her jaw hits the floor. 'Just go in . . . ' she mumbles. Guess the sight of wall to wall muscle has changed her ideas. I pick a spot and start my warmup spiderman push-ups. A pec deck is free so I put on a small weight to begin, say 1000lbs for each pec, and start working out. Soon I am
Australia will win all the medals at the Olympics by WomanWonder09, literature
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Australia will win all the medals at the Olympics
Citizen Jane, Part 9
The Beast of Armageddon is dead
Loch Ness, 21 August 2011
The void ship 'Typhon the God Destroyer' approaches the Sol planetary system.
The Overlords of the Universe have organized a 'rescue mission'.
Ariadne goes to the bridge and opens the comms: "Warriors, woman your battle stations, we are approaching the Zone of Avoidance" she announces, "Great Mother knows what we will find!" Rescue missions were always a pain in the butt - all the guide says of the third planet is 'mostly harmless'.
Qwerty jumps from the lifeboat.
The stench of ozone fills the air, a sure sign of time turbines.
"Lady, where do you think you
Australia will win all the medals at the Olympics by WomanWonder09, literature
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Australia will win all the medals at the Olympics
Citizen Jane Part 7, Summer 2012
Project Venus
The Maddogs have had far more than they could have hoped for from Jane - now they have plans for her post-Olympics.
Jane is 'retired' from the competitions. She will be taken to Cyprus where human cloning has been perfected, and clones made from her DNA for medical research.
Once the clones are viable she will be taken to a government facility in China where scientists will dissect her to learn all the secrets of her alien body. The Chinese have big plans for conquering the Universe.
Jane is tranquilized, labelled and loaded.
Meg and Diana enter Jane's room, music is playing and perfume fil